Reader Mail / Google ranking

Beyond LB Bork and my confidant, I generally don't get mail. I'm fine with it - the blog is only four months old after all. I mean, how dare I feel so entitled on the internet?

So when I got this email from Kevin L., I was pretty excited!

Kevin L. wrote this:

I was recently on your blog and find you to be either a rothchild zionist plant or someone who is just a plain idiot!  Really, we don’t care that you write this bullshit as it is nothing but babble.  Those who seek the truth will discount your propaganda.  I am just putting you on notice that I know you have to be a rothchild zionist puppet.  As a matter of fact you are just bubkis!  I understand a troll is someone who writes babble to illicit emotional responses to distract.  I guess this is you as you admit you are a troll on your blog.  Again, you are either a idiot or are paid by the rothchild Zionists, which I believe the former!  Us goy will not stand for this anymore as we know what you and your kind are attempting to accomplish – divide, conquer and destroy!   I’m sure working for the zionist you are paid very well.  I am sorry gelt won’t mean anything to save your soul as you will be judged harshly. 

There’s one way to find out if you are a plant!  If you have enough courage, accept a debate with Bork!  I truly believe that if you are one of them you and your kind are very nervous to the fact that the truth finders out number you and understand your strategy!  If you are not a plant you must be a retard as it is highly evident you don’t know what you are writing about!  What you write is meshugass!

Furthermore, we could care less about your staged event with osama laden!  We know one of your main strategy is to pit Muslims against Christians.  I’d stand up for a Muslim any day before I’d stand up for a worthless pig zionist!  You are yutzi and shande! 

Good luck on your indoctrination of the goy masses!

P.S. I can also assume you are probably a fan of the opposition gatekeeper glen beck!

My favorite part of this email is the use of Yiddish words, some of which I have never even heard of before. So I decided to make a little vocab. list below to save everyone else some time.

• Bubkis (Bupkis?) - nothing.
• Goy - Biblical hebrew: "nation", modern understanding: "Non-jew" or "group of people who aren't Jewish"
• Gelt - Money, or those chocolate gold coins.
• Meshugass - Crazy
• Yutzi - Stupid.
• Shande - Shame, disgraceful.

I've heard of Bupkis (who hasn't?), and guessed correctly on Goy and Gelt, (the latter thanks to those German classes in college), but I couldn't figure out the last three from context. I took Meshugass to mean "shit", Yutzi to mean "putz" (fool, idiot), and Shande to mean "shit"  (again). Oy Vey, I don't think I'm cut out to be a real Rothschild Zionist Puppet! A bloo bloo bloo... WWYD - What Would Yentl Do in my situation? *prays towards Barbra Streisand poster on the wall*

So while I found the use of Yiddish amusing and somewhat offensive, I couldn't find a reason why Kevin would even bother using them in the first place. It seems like a waste of time to use the Yiddish slang chart in an attempt to communicate with me in my supposed language, unless he himself is well versed in Yiddish, so maybe he's the real Rothschild Zionist Puppet sleeper cell after all. Of course, he could have saved himself a ton of time and used Zionist Jew for every ad-hominem. Hell, I don't mind, I'm already wear my "Lesbian Lawyer from Somerville, MA" badge with pride. I can't wait to upgrade to Zionist Lesbian Jew, Esq. from Somerville, MA. 

~♫  I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way!  ♫ - Lady Gaga.~

But seriously,

There’s one way to find out if you are a plant!  If you have enough courage, accept a debate with Bork!  I truly believe that if you are one of them you and your kind are very nervous to the fact that the truth finders out number you and understand your strategy!  If you are not a plant you must be a retard as it is highly evident you don’t know what you are writing about!  What you write is meshugass!

As much as I'd like to debate with Bork on whatever shortwave radio show he happens to be on, we're both in two different time zones, on completely different schedules. For instance, I only get around to blogging at midnight, as that is the only time I can tolerate Sovereign Citizen bullshit. But hey, my comment sections are open, and I invite him (or anyone) to put up a legitimate counterpoint on my blog. I'd love to have a real debate with him on my blog.

Anyway,
Thanks for the Email, Kevin L.!
I loved every minute of it!

Keep the emails coming, folks!
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I'm not a fan of bragging about search rankings. To me, it's tacky. So when I search for "pacinlaw" in the search engine, I'm surprised that I am even ranked third page because I don't advertise this blog (except for that one Quatloos post).

Well, I decided check my ranking today, and with the search term "pacinlaw", I not only made first page, but I'm 7th! With the search term "lb bork", I'm third page. The good news is that the ripoffreport.com is still 1st, and the Quatloos thread titled "LB Bork" is 4th, so there's plenty of counterbalance to LB's mountain of shit website.

Of course, what this really means is that the more people that visit my blog, the more housekeeping I'm going to have to do to make sure that the public gets the most accurate information on all things PAC and LB Bork. I'm up to the challenge.

Thank you everyone for making this blog a blemish on LB's ass. Let's work together to make this a sebaceous cyst.