Thursday, June 2, 2011

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I ran into a new copy-and-paste gem (courtesy of RJ), and I want to share it with the rest of you. I bolded the funny parts for you.

IRS-The Biggest Lie and scum sucking worst deal in World History (Here it is in a nutshell)


Date: 2011-05-25, 7:45PM EDT
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PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST...THIS AMAZED ME AND I THOUGHT EVERYONE ON MY EMAIL LIST SHOULD READ THIS...IT HAS ALL BEEN PROVEN OUT AS FACTUAL...THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A CANDIDATE FOR SHERIFF'S OFFICE IN SAN MATEO COUNTY, CALIFORNIA.

IRS Liens and Levies

IRS-The Biggest Lie and scum sucking worst deal in World History

IRS-probably the three most frightening letters in the English language. This deep-seated fear and loathing serves a very specific purpose. It serves to keep the People of America in submission to an illusion, a lie.

The IRS has a horrible reputation and has earned every bit of it, has by their own admissions committed crimes against innocent Citizens, and continues today to be the "Gestapo" of America. They confiscate more homes, destroy more families, take more money, ruin more lives, and commit more crimes than all the street gangs combined. They are indeed vivid proof that the greatest threat we face, as a nation, is our own Federal "Government." [The County Sheriff: America's Last Hope. Author Richard Mack].

Here it is in a nutshell. The IRS is a private, debt collection agency for the private banking system known as the Federal Reserve Bank. The IRS is not a government agency. I repeat, the IRS is not a government agency. Never has been, never will be.

The IRS is formerly the Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR) situated in and with authority only in the Philippine Islands (Trust Fund # 61), and moved into Puerto Rico (Trust Fund # 62). In the 1950's, with the stroke of the pen, the BIR was transformed into the current notorious IRS and brought onto the 50 united States. This was done without any Congressional authority whatsoever. There is no Congressional authority for the IRS to exist and operate in the 50 states recorded anywhere in any law-books. Again, keep in mind, that the IRS is the "Private, debt collection agency for the private banking system known as the Federal Reserve Banks".

Consider this fact. When an IRS agent wants to seize property from a Citizen in a County, they must first contact the Sheriff of the County and request assistance in the seizure. This is simply because the IRS agent has no authority to seize any property at all. So the IRS agent bamboozles the Sheriff into committing the crime for the IRS. When the Sheriff seizes property from a Citizen under the non-authority of the IRS agent, the Sheriff has committed a Second Degree Felony, Conversion of Property.

A second degree felony is incredibly serious. However, both the IRS agent and the Sheriff count on the abysmal ignorance of the Citizen who has no idea what their Lawful Rights are. Bear this point in mind, if the IRS agent has no authority to seize any property at all, then they cannot delegate or confer to the Sheriff what they themselves do not have. In addition, the Sheriff has no idea that he has engaged in a serious crime. Here is where the maxim applies, "Ignorance of the law, is no excuse for violating the law." Both the IRS agent and the Sheriff should be arrested and charged with Conversion of property, a second degree felony.

Tyranny is defined as: Dominance through threat of punishment and violence, oppressive rule, abusive government, cruelty and injustice. What better definition than this fits the abusive IRS.

America is using a private credit system wherein the medium of exchange are the Federal Reserve Notes that we call "Dollars". Hence, the so-called "Income Tax" is in reality nothing more than a disguised "User Fee" that Americans must pay to the Federal Reserve Bank for using their private credit system. [research Title 12, USC].

The legal definition of "dollar" is "a gold or silver coin of a specific weight and with specific markings". Thus, a Federal Reserve Note, is not and cannot, ever be a dollar. A Note is not "money", see Blacks Law Dictionary. The Federal Reserve Notes in use are mere evidence of a debt.

The Federal Reserve Banking system is not a Federal government agency, there are not "reserves" and there is no real money. The Federal Reserve Banking system is a private cartel that has usurped the authority of the Congress to coin Money. Federal Reserve Notes are just as worthless or just as valuable as Monopoly Money used in the game "Monopoly". If we go to this Constitution for the united States of America, Article I, section 8, we find that only Congress was given the authority "To coin money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures".

This authority given to Congress by this Constitution for the united States of America was not to be delegated to any private corporation for that corporation's private gain.

The authority to coin money was usurped by the unlawful enactment of the Federal Reserve Act of 1913. The Federal Reserve Act is a "private law" passed by four Congressmen after the Congressional session closed in December of 1913. Congress can pass both private laws and public laws. Congress does not have to tell the American Citizens which law is private and which law is public. We are simply led to believe that all laws are public. This is propoganda and brainwashing at its best.

This was a silent coup d' e-tat wherein the American People became the slaves of the Federal Reserve Bank. The "Killing Blow", the coup de grace[pronounced gra] was delivered upon the American People by Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1933 by removing the Gold Standard from the American economy.

Since then, no American Citizen has actually paid for anything, we have just exchanged worthless Federal Reserved Notes for more worthless Federal Reserve Notes. All we do is lease the property from the "STATE OF NEW MEXICO", we lease our cars, we lease our houses, WE OWN NOTHING. Since 1933 no American has owned their property in Allodium. That is why the "STATE OF NEW MEXICO" can take our property for just about any reason, i.e Eminent domain, failure to pay so-called "property taxes", etc.

For anyone that has ever dealt with a debt collection agency, you know how nasty, mean and dirty they can be. Now, take that nastiness, that mean-ness and dirtiness and multiply it one hundred fold, there you have the attitude of the IRS.

Let's continue down the Rabbit Hole. When an American Citizen gets into a dispute with the IRS, the IRS agent will not listen to any of your pleadings, your beggings or your excuses. Everything you do or say amounts to nothing with the IRS. If you dig in your heels and refuse to pay, the IRS starts sending you threatening letters with dire consequences for your non-cooperation.

If you still refuse to pay, the IRS will file a document called a "Notice of Federal Tax Lien" in the local County Clerk's office. This is a very deceptive document. Keep one thing in mind a "Notice" is not the "Lien" itself. The "Lien" is a totally separate and distinct document from the "Notice". The County Clerk, through abysmal ignorance files the "Notice of Federal Tax Lien" as if it was an actual "Lien". These are two separate and distinct documents. The County Clerk never requests the actual "Lien" from the IRS agent. If they were to request this document, the IRS agent would get very irate and threaten the County Clerk for their non-cooperation. Of course, the actual "Lien" does not exist anywhere in the known Universe.

There is one more lawful requirement that the County Clerk must comply with before they can file the "Notice of Federal Tax Lien" or the actual "Lien" itself. The Federal Lien Registration Act requires "Certification" of the "Lien" itself. This would require that the IRS agent file an Affidavit wherein they identify themselves, and state under Oath that there is an actual "Lien" filed based on an actual assessment on form 23C against the particular American Citizen. When the County Clerk fails to verify "Certification" they violate the lawful requirements of the Federal Lien Registration Act.

The IRS never files the actual "Lien" because it does not exist. An actual "Lien" must be based on a lawful assessment on form 23C. In the entire history of the IRS, the IRS has never produced a form 23C showing an individual assessment against an American Citizen.

This so-called "Notice of Federal Tax Lien" is an act of "Financial Terrorism" because once this "Notice" is filed, you become a pariah, a financial outcast, you are branded as unfit, you are no longer a "good slave", you are a rebel beyond the hope of redemption. Your slave "Credit Rating" takes a nosedive. You are practically ruined financially.

Interestingly, Section 803 of the so-called PATRIOT ACT defines terrorism as "any act intended to coerce or threaten a civilian population". So by the very definition of "Terrorism", the IRS is the largest, meanest, dirtiest, Terrorist Organization in the entire world.

If you still are not intimidated, the IRS will file a "Notice of Levy" with the County Clerk, and send copies to your bank(s) and employer. The County Clerk, through abysmal ignorance, files the "Notice of Levy" as if it were an actual "Levy". These are two separate and distinct documents.

Again, keep in mind, a "Notice" is not a "Levy". On this "Notice" alone, the bank then hands over all of your money to the IRS and you cannot even pay your bills. Your employer garnishes your paycheck, and again, you are the slave of the Federal Reserve Bank. Your Bank treats the "Notice of Levy" as if it were an actual "Levy". Your employer also treats the "Notice of Levy" as if it were an actual "Levy". The bank and your employer never request an actual copy of the "Levy" itself. Of course, the actual "Levy" does not exist anywhere in the known Universe.

There are several things wrong with these two scenarios. Both the bank and your employer fail to verify several key pieces of information in dealing with the IRS agent.

First, they fail to ask for a copy of the IRS agent's drivers license to verify that in fact they are who they say they are. Also, in case, the IRS agent has to be served with legal process, they can be located. All IRS agents have been given instructions to never provide this information to any one asking for it. Thus, the true identity of the IRS agent is never established. Pretty convenient, huh!

Second, the bank and your employer fail to request a copy of the "Pocket Commission" from the IRS agent. Every IRS agent receives what is called a "Pocket Commission". This "Pocket Commission" identifies the IRS agent's authority as to his/her actions. The most common "Pocket Commission" is what is called "Administrative". This is identified with a capital "A" on their identity card. This means that this IRS agent can shuffle paperwork all day, but he/she does not have any "Enforcement" authority whatsoever.

The other "Pocket Commission" is what is called "Enforcement". The word "Enforcement" might convey the message that this IRS agent actually has unlimited authority to "Enforce" something against American Citizens. That is not the case at all. They have an extremely limited scope of authority. In fact, they cannot enforce anything against American Citizens.

Both the bank and your employer fail to request a copy of the "Pocket Commission" from the IRS agent in order to establish the authority of the IRS agent. I am fairly confident that all agents that send out notices to banks and employers have an "Administrative Pocket Commission". Thus, both your bank and your employer steal your money and send it to a Terrorist Agency known as the IRS.

Thirdly, the bank and your employer fail to request a copy of the actual assessment on form 23C. Again, never in the history of this country has an American Citizen been assessed an Income Tax on a form 23C. Without this so-called assessment on this specific form, form 23C, there is no debt. So the bank and your employer fail to verify this alleged debt and thus, steal your money.

Fourth, the bank and your employer fail to request of copy of the "Abstract of the Court Judgment". This document would show that you were actually sued by the IRS and that you had your day in court. The Seventh Amendment of the Bill of Rights of this Constitution for the united States of America guarantees you the Right of Trial by Jury in any controversy where the amount shall exceed twenty dollars. Of course, you were never sued and you never had your day in court. Thus, your Due Process of Law Rights are totally violated and again, you are further enslaved to the Federal Reserve Bank.

So then, we come to the end of the Rabbit Hole. You have never owed any money to the IRS. The IRS is simply the enforcer, the debt collector for the Federal Reserve Banking System. However, because you are using a private credit system, wherein the medium of exchange are fancy pieces of paper called Federal Reserve Notes, you owe the Federal Reserve Bank a "user fee".

By way of information, the IRS does not have a bank account wherein your tax payments are deposited. All of your tax payments are deposited into the bank account of the Federal Reserve Bank in one region or another.

The Federal Reserve Banks and the IRS constitute the single largest sting operation, the single largest fraud and the single largest swindle in the history of the World.

In order to keep this "Alice in Wonderland" illusion going, the so-called "government" developed an entire industry to support and perpetuate this fraud. The tax preparation industry. Tax preparers, accountants, so-called Certified Public Accountants, self proclaimed financial gurus advising about tax loopholes, etc., etc.

All the current paycheck garnishments in the entire country could be stopped by having your employer request the above mentioned documents, to wit:

A copy of the Driver's License of the IRS agent

A copy of the "Pocket Commission" showing the authority of the IRS agent

A copy of the assessment shown on form 23C against the American Citizen

A copy of the "Abstract of the Court Judgment" that verifies that you had a trial by jury.

As Sheriff of San Miguel County, I will provide educational classes to the County Clerk and the employers who are currently garnishing wages and paychecks to identify areas where they may have broken the law and unwittingly stolen their employees Federal Reserve Notes and thus committed "Conversion of Property", a second degree felony.

Furthermore, I will work closely with the County Clerk through education and knowledge so that the Clerk can stop breaking the law and committing financial terrorism against the Citizens of San Miguel County.

When the Citizens of San Miguel County elect me as their new Sheriff in town, I will ban the IRS from San Miguel County, and if I catch an IRS agent within the boundaries of the county, without my permission, I will arrest them for TRESPASSING
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Stupid propaganda aside, I want to note that if you take any advice from the article above, and try to argue it in court, you will not win, and probably have a few frivolous penalties appended.

The author of the article, Rico S. Giron, was running for Sheriff when he wrote that article. The good news is that he lost the election.

Otherwise, this article is a breath of fresh lulz. I was getting so sick of the non-stop PAC material, and non-stop complaining of flagging (below):


FLAG "ALL" LIBERAL and SOCIALIST Postings (FLAG LIBS POSTINGS, "PROHIBITED)


Date: 2011-05-23, 9:29PM EDT
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FLAG "ALL" LIBERAL and SOCIALIST Postings! (FLAG "PROHIBITED")


If not good enough for Conservative Posting, then ALL Liberal and Socialist Postings "MUST" Be Flagged.


Use the "PROHIBITED" Button!!


Click On BEST OF CRAIGS LIST For ALL CONSERVATIVE Posting


Let MAKE this Happen My Conservative Friends!! There is more of us then there is of them!


CHECK IN OFTEN!! Let's take over CRAIGS LIST!!!!


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BEAT THE "FAG" FLAGGER (Mark EVERY Posting as "BEST OF CRAIGLIST)


Date: 2011-05-23, 9:30PM EDT
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BEAT THE FLAGGER (Mark EVERY Posting as "BEST OF CRAIGLIST)


Top Right. EVERY POST AS "BEST OF CRAIGS LIST"



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REPOST "ALL" YOUR OLD POSTINGS (REPOST Old POSTINGS)


Date: 2011-05-23, 9:34PM EDT


FAG FLAGGER!!

PRO CONSERVATIVES.

PLEASE POST ALL YOUR OLD POSTING.

Might as Well Keep Them VERY BUSY!!!

Check In Often and Flag All Libs and Commie Posting!!!

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FLAG "ALL" LIBERAL and SOCIALIST Postings (FLAG LIBS POSTINGS, "PROHIBITED)


Date: 2011-05-23, 9:55PM EDT
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FLAG "ALL" LIBERAL and SOCIALIST Postings! (FLAG "PROHIBITED")

If not good enough for Conservative Posting, then ALL Liberal and Socialist Postings "MUST" Be Flagged.

Use the "PROHIBITED" Button!!

Click On BEST OF CRAIGS LIST For ALL CONSERVATIVE Posting

Let MAKE this Happen My Conservative Friends!! There is more of us then there is of them!

CHECK IN OFTEN!! Let's take over CRAIGS LIST!!!!



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If there's one thing that Conservatives can get together about, it's how to show that faggot in town who's boss.  Durr... I know! Let's chain him up to my pickup truck and drag him to death. Remember, Glenn Beck told us that there's more of us then there are of them, so let's get out there really earn it.


The only problem with this strategy is that "best of craigslist" doesn't provide immunity, even if it meets the threshold. So he could flag whatever posts that don't conform to his 1st Amendment standard, and get them taken down, and I could continue flagging him like I don't give a shit, and he'll keep re-spamming his posts and complain about the supposed censorship against him. So much for having the hearts of the Founding Fathers in mind. Right, RJ? (not like he'd know anyway.)

RE: LOL Flagger!

Date: 2011-05-21, 7:30PM EDT
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How much do you make per post?

how can I get in on this action?

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FLAGGER

You probably get paid to Flag by the SOCIALIST PARTY and I get PAID TO POST!!!!

Thanks for Job security!!

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I never got a response to that one. Every time I hear that "I get paid to post!", the more I don't believe it. I seriously doubt that LB Bork is going to pay this tiny dick for every post. It just doesn't make business sense at all, he'd go bankrupt.

Somebody touched off a firestorm by shitting all over Ron Paul. Quite funny, but I never expected RJ or Bork to give a shit about Ron Paul.

RE 3: Daniels bows to Ron Paul,just like all the others


Date: 2011-05-23, 8:50PM EDT
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Obama hide from Ron Paul, don't make me laugh!

Ron Paul calls Social Security "slavery" and he also said he would have voted against the 1964 Civil Rights Act because he believes property rights trump civil rights. http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/05/ron-paul-suggests-basic-freedoms-come-second-to-property-rights/. In other words, he chimes in with his ridiculous son, Republican Senator Rand Paul, who said shop owners should have the right to place NO BLACKS ALLOWED signs in their windows.

Ron Paul wants to arrest women who make a reproductive choice he doesn't approve of and is a typical white Confederate Texas Republican racist and a libertarian moron.

Bring it on!

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Civil Rights Are For Dumb Fucks, you shit head! Anybody who claims Civil Rights is a Damn MORON

Our Right DO NOT Come From Government, Our Rights are UNALIENABLE

"that they are endowed by their "CREATOR" with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"

ANYBODY Who Believes in CIVIL RIGHTS is a PUTTS, Jack Ass and a MORON

Civil Rights "IS" the introduction of COMMUNISM !! Know Your Damn History F*ck Head before you Open your Frigin Mouth. You Damn Communist!

CIVIL RIGHTS came in Under the Fake Passing of the 14th Amendment. It is Unlawful and this Government is Illigetimate!!

ANYBODY who argues this is a DAMN COMMIE!!
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It's putz, you homunculus! Where did you learn how to spell? Home school?

Fuck you and your racist agenda, you neo-confederate white trash!
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All that the original poster wanted to do is voice his dissatisfaction with Ron Paul, and RJ gummed him out like a 90 year old Klansman. It wasn't even an attack his stupid scheme. So I sent him a well deserved fuck you, which I don't think was heard - much like 90 y/o Klansman. I did get the chance to say it again, from another conversation that went almost the same way: (note:read it in reverse if you really care about order)

4RE: Daniels bows to Ron Paul,just like all the others (masterstroke)


Date: 2011-05-23, 10:07PM EDT
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Then why were black people 3/5ths a person until the civil war, and much less equal to white people until 1964?

Did you know that it wasn't until 1992 that race no longer became a prime motivator in loan application denials? And there's still many more things that need to be done.

If you think these achievements in Civil Rights equates to Communism, then fuck you. You definitely are a white supremacist, whether you realize it or not. There's absolutely nothing redeeming about living in your deluded American Dream (where all people of color suffer).

So fuck you and your weird oral fixation. Nobody is putting anything in your mouth. Except my righteous cock-like intellect. Suck it, bitch!


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As Such as a Fuckin Commie Would do!!

Maybe you should read the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE you Fucking Dumb Ass COMMIE and Stop putting words in Our Mouths and making everyone who disagrees with your COMME ASS, a White Supremacist. Get Fucked you Commie!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that ALL MEN are created "EQUAL", Stuff that up your Ass Commie Fuck! ALL MEN EQUAL! FUCK OFF, Fuck Head COMMIE!

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Okay, we heard from a white supremacist, are there any other opinions out there?

LMAO!
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Civil Rights Are For Dumb head! Anybody who claims Civil Rights is a Damn MORON

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I can't be too sure that the anti-Ron Paul poster is same one who said "OK, we heard...", but it feels right. Seriously, fuck Ron Paul. He's the most insidious gimmick politician to have ever graced the United S.

If you're not quite sure where RJ stands on Civil Rights, I can help you out. To RJ, the advances made during the Civil Rights era equates to special treatment. For example:

  • If RJ were a business owner, he reserves the right to deny people of color (abbr. POC) service or employment based on their race. It wouldn't matter if the business were the only restaurant in town, next one being 100 miles away and the person of color needed something to eat, or that his business was the only place within 100 miles that were hiring and that (unemployed) person of color has mouths to feed.     
  • If he were an owner of a bus/transit company, he reserves the right to segregate fares and seating on the basis of race - even going so far as having a separate bus altogether for POC.
  • If he were a real estate agent, he reserves the right to sell sub-par property at sub-par rates in sub-par neighborhoods to POC - effectively grouping races into socio-economic positions in undesirable places so it wouldn't affect white people.
  • If he were governor (or any politician) of some shitty state like Louisiana, he reserves the right to make and enforce "separate but equal" laws, that are anything but - up to and including segregated sidewalks (true story: had a coworker once who told me a story that he once walked down a black only sidewalk while being white in Louisiana, and it did not go over so well with authorities). And as much as RJ hates the 14th Amendment, here it means nothing because prior to the Civil Rights era, it only applies to the federal level. So he has no reason to complain.

As you can see, RJ is being implicitly racist because he believes such things are special treatment, while ignoring that the fact that being born of color means being born with serious disadvantages that white people will never face. Whether or not he realizes it doesn't matter (though I'd like to know).

If that isn't a good enough defense for the 14th Amendment, I don't know what is.

PS: I actually got an email from someone because of my post, who completely didn't understand that I was engaging in a conversation and thought that I was a schizo. I don't blame him, Craigslist /pol/ isn't set up to facilitate a conversation.

PPS: I accidentally made a funny design out of the last conversation. I think I'll keep it like that :-)

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