Sorry for the wait, still working on Historical Error

I dreaded the moment. There's just so smarminess to wade through, and I'm just too busy. I'm trying to tackle it piece by piece, every day I add to it. So far, I have the text dump, the old and new Historical Error in .jpeg format, and today I'm going to do some formatting and give it that blue-green background. Tomorrow, I'll be analyzing two pages a day. Hopefully, I'll be done with it next week.

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On a side note, I was screwing on Quatloos on my off time today and noticed that the LB Bork thread had a new post. It's a stagnant thread, so I didn't expect this little gem to pop up.

buck09 posted this picture and text:

Bork now has a facebook fan page. You can see a photo of him promoting his stuff at a Tea Party Rally:

"I'm going to make an offer you can't understand."

I just lost it. Silk red shirt, pin striped jacket, combed back hair (there better not be a pony tail in the back), scruffy white beard. What a douche!

**UPDATE: In his profile, next to those two comics which I'm certain that he infringed, Bork has a picture of himself that confirms my worst fears - long hair pulled back into a ponytail. So he's a goon and a douche.**

Too old for Nickelback.

But wait, there's more! LB's Don't Tread on Me flag attached to a PVC tube. Such an act is sacrilege to the "Real Tea Party." You need a proper flagpole for that thing, asshole!

(I have to admit that I was too Commie to fully recognize that flag before I responded to buck09. It honestly looked like something else was written on it. Oh well, I'm allowed to have one dumb moment.)

But what ties the whole thing together: the ubiquitous Tea Party bus. Quick thought, why does it have caution tape all around it? If you lock the doors, nobody is going to get in. No need to break out the tape, guys.

To see Bork like this completely changes my perception of him. I thought he was a whole lot fatter (300+ lbs.), judging from his thumbnail pic. So congrats for not being a fat body, LB. But that douchey mobster look has got to go. Just because Jerry Kane died doesn't mean that there's a vacancy.

Thanks for the laugh, buck09.