Will the Real LB Bork Please Stand UP? (19, 20, 21)

I got some good responses to this one. Of course, I didn't save any of them.

2183820329   Jan 27 11 03:29:14 PM   bos   politics   LB Bork here

Yes, that's right. I am LB Bork. Operation Agent Provocateur is a success! Stand down, Operative. We have met our quota. The time has come to reap what we sow.

Listen, I had a dream, that we could all rise up and not pay taxes for services we still use. Some of you have doubted me. Some of you said, "This can't be real, it has all the hallmarks of a scam", And that is where you are wrong, for I am a Constitutional Expert! Only I know how the Constitution works. And let me just say, you are being lied to by an unjust and illegal government. They take your hard earned money, bar you from violating others' civil rights, and build roads and schools with it. That is just wrong! THAT IS SICK! This is God's country - and the bible says that I have every right to assert my White Privilege. No colored man will get a free ride out of me! Can I get an AMEN!? (say AMEN so I can move on).

The archangel Ayn Rand has spoken to me, "LB, you can't win if you are still living underneath a communist and satanic government. I know where one can experience true freedom (points westward, yellow brick road appears)". So I followed her. I have climbed up to the mountaintop, and I have seen the promised land. A land truly devoid of altruism. A land of companies owning slaves, both literally and figuratively. A land where I can truly take advantage of the gullible. Join me, the government can't arrest us all for tax evasion in Kieler, WI!


When the usher comes by with the collection basket, put in BLANK MONEY ORDERS please. For you need not know what I do with it.

Let's get a little more spacey...

2184112203   Jan 27 11 06:42:44 PM   bos    politics   LB Bork to Operative, can you hear me?

I'm sending encrypted data your way, please stand by. Stand in the direction of Kieler, WI, bow your head, and pray that Ayn Rand grants mercy on your soul. It's necessary to complete the uplink.

[INITIATING UPLINK]
0000: 0068010E 00000001 00000000 C004000B
0008: 00000103 00000000 00000000 00000000
0010: 00000000 00000000 03A04BA7 00000000
0018: FFFFFFFF 00000006 00000040 00000000
0020: 12060000 00000008 00000000 0000003C
0028: 00000000 87194848 00000000 9A8F5320
0030: 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000
0038: 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000
0040: 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000
0000: 0E 01 68 00 01 00 00 00 ..h.....
0008: 00 00 00 00 0B 00 04 C0 .......À
0010: 03 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0018: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0020: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0028: A7 4B A0 03 00 00 00 00 §K .....
0030: FF FF FF FF 06 00 00 00 ÿÿÿÿ....
0038: 40 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 @.......
0040: 00 00 06 12 08 00 00 00 ........
0048: 00 00 00 00 3C 00 00 00 ....<...
0050: 00 00 00 00 48 48 19 87 ....HH.‡
0058: 00 00 00 00 20 53 8F 9A .... S�š
0060: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0068: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0070: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0078: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0080: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0088: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
[UPLINK COMPLETE]

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

I am LB Bork. Operation Agent Provocateur is a success. We have made our quota. We have gathered enough funding from defrauding the government and gullible people over the past 10 years. We can't wait any longer. The IRS is closing in. The mothership is complete. It's beautiful. Come home, son.


Over and out---- bsshhhhtt!

That post started a small fad where we all talked like this. Of course, I didn't save any of them. I really ought to get back to posting like that.

BTW, those numbers come from an various error reports under Vista. Having flaky hardware can be a creative goldmine.

2184180344    Jan 27 11 07:39:03 PM   bos   politics   LB Bork to Operative

Remember to face Kieler, WI., and pray to Ayn Rand to receive the encrypted uplink. It's imperative that you receive this. For your eyes only.

[INITIALIZING UPLINK]
0000: 000C07DA 001F0005 000A0016 017D0038
0008: 000107DB 00010006 000A0003 017D0038
0010: 00000960 0000003C 00000001 00000960
0018: 00000000 000004B0 00000001 00000000
0000: DA 07 0C 00 05 00 1F 00 Ú.......
0008: 16 00 0A 00 38 00 7D 01 ....8.}.
0010: DB 07 01 00 06 00 01 00 Û.......
0018: 03 00 0A 00 38 00 7D 01 ....8.}.
0020: 60 09 00 00 3C 00 00 00 `...<...
0028: 01 00 00 00 60 09 00 00 ....`...
0030: 00 00 00 00 B0 04 00 00 ....°...
0038: 01 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
[UPLINK COMPLETE]

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Son, I know that your 17, and I understand that you have a grudge against the government because they took a small portion of your paycheck for SS. But you have got to stop posting. It's a dead horse now. We have met our quotas. The bounty of gullible people has been plentiful, however the IRS is on our game. You have to get back to the mothership. Archangel Ayn Rand appeared in my visions. She has told me that the alien space craft that follows the Hale Bopp comet will guide us. They know of a place free of the 14th amendment. Trust me, Somalia was never an option, and yes it is because of black people. I don't know if I can enslave them like I used to. Please ret----
[NO CARRIER]

I put a muzzle on it when I came across a rather weird post by some one else... Until next time