LB Bork to Operative (41st, 42nd CL post)

2200676019   Feb 06 11 03:11:45 PM   bos   politics   LB Bork to Operative, SOS!

This message is encrypted. Put your tinfoil hat on, face Kieler, WI., and pray to Ayn Rand to decode the message.

[I N C O M I N G T R A N S M I S S I O N]
0000: 00000000 00320001 00000000 C00010D3
0008: 00000001 C0000207 00000000 00000000
0010: 00000000 00000000

0000: 00 00 00 00 01 00 32 00 ......2.
0008: 00 00 00 00 D3 10 00 C0 ....Ó..À
0010: 01 00 00 00 07 02 00 C0 .......À
0018: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0020: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
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[D E C R Y P T I O N C O M P L E T E]

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Son, return home immediately! The IRS have found a hole in my 14th Amendment distortion shield. My Socialism distortion shield appears ineffective. I fear that I might not have enough bogus liens to fend them off, let alone bogus lien guns to shoot them with. I also fear that they are totally resistant to the latest legal theories. We must leave before they surround us completely. We don't need to find more marks. The alien race that follows the Hale Bopp Comet are very accommodating but don't have the power or the fake paperwork to help extract us.

Bring all of your followers. Make sure that none of them are black, we may have to mate to ensure survival.

Hurry. They are jamming ou3r sig92al3haewasdgsa

[NO CARRIER]

Somebody else plays along:

Operative to LB Bork!
Date: 2011-02-06, 6:32PM EST
Reply to: comm-r9mwc-2200699646@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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0000: 00000000 000D0001 00000000 B00022C0
0008: 0000000F 50000A13 00000000 00040001
0010: 00000000 01000000

0000: 00 00 00 00 01 00 32 00 ......2.
0008: 00 00 00 00 D3 10 00 C0 ....Ó..À
0010: 01 00 00 00 07 02 00 C0 .......§
0018: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
0020: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 ........
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*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
I have no fear of the Illegitimate IRS. Or their Government Attorneys and Enforcers. I moved the supporting documentation to a new website, and covered my tracks well. Plan B [mating] can be achieved if we can get the flag-waving porn stars on board. They are white and patriotic. Send more blank money orders to implement this strategy.

Operative Out! /\/\/\/\/\/\\///\/\/\/\/\/[crackle]~-~-~-||

I retardedly missed the reference the first time. I'm so sorry Troll Hearted.

I respond: (repost of a flagged ad)

2201773042   Feb 07 11 10:09:17 AM   bos   politics   LB Bork to Operative

[I N C O M I N G T R A N S M I S S I O N]
0000: 00000000 00320001 00000000 C00010D3
0008: 00000001 C0000207 00000000 00000000
0010: 00000000 00000000 00000001 00000960
0018: 00000000 000004B0 00000001 000124A2

0000: 00 00 00 00 01 00 32 00 ........
0008: 00 00 00 00 D3 10 00 C0 ....Ó..À
0010: 01 00 00 00 07 02 00 C0 .......À
0018: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 nd jesus
0020: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 wept....
0028: 01 00 00 00 60 09 00 00 ....`...
0030: 00 00 00 00 B0 04 00 00 ....°...
0038: 01 00 00 00 A2 24 01 00 ....¢$..
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*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Be sure to leave the port:80 open for updates on the tinfoil hat transponder. The IRS are trying to hijack my messages. It is a cat and mouse game here.

I tried to launch, but one engine has failed. It appears to be electrical in nature.

I have barricaded myself in the Mother Ship, and all of my bogus lien guns are jammed (it happens when the liens have thick language). I hope they can't figure out how to break down the door. They have begun to wire the ship down from its legs. I've tried calling Larry Becraft, hoping that he would be my knight in shining armor, but he requires $80,000 upfront. I do not want to lose my hard earned money. Get here ASAP. I'm sending $5,000 via Western Union. Make sure your porn stars are trained in shooting Police Glock 19s with 30 round extended magazines.

I discovered that there is a weapon more dangerous than bogus liens and returns. It was unveiled during the Superbowl halftime show. It's called autotune. The Black Eye Peas, whether they realize it or not, were so obnoxious that in my confusion, my ears bled. Good thing they're inept. Can you imagine how bad it could have been if they were serious? Try to find more information on autotune software. I have an idea.

An agent is sitting outside of my port window, trying to tap into my satteli2tjwen23g j23 ujb2346edg a---

[N O C A R R I E R] *psshht*

I wish more people would play along. It would make these posts a lot more fun to write (thanks Troll Hearted for playing along).