LB Bork to Operative, over! (64, 65, 66)

Current: 6 days. Perhaps this is a strategy?
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I'll continue the story when RJ comes back.

 2225262377   Feb 20 11 03:20:54 PM   bos   politics   LB Bork to spammer, over!

To ensure a good signal, face Kieler, WI, and pray to Ayn Rand with your aluminum foil receiver on.

[I N C O M I N G T R A N S M I S S I O N]
0000: 00000000 00320001 00000000 C00010D3
0008: 00000001 C0000207 00000000 00000000
0010: 00000000 00000000 00000001 00000960
0018: 00000000 000004B0 00000001 000124A2

0000: 00 00 00 00 01 00 32 00 ........
0008: 00 00 00 00 D3 10 00 C0 ....Ó..À
0010: 01 00 00 00 07 02 00 C0 .......À
0018: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 nd jesus
0020: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 wept....
0028: 01 00 00 00 60 09 00 00 ....`...
0030: 00 00 00 00 B0 04 00 00 ....°...
0038: 01 00 00 00 A2 24 01 00 ....¢$..
[T R A N S M I S S I O N C O M P L E T E]

[D E C R Y P T I N G M E S S A G E]

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Day 13 of the IRS siege on Mothership. All bogus lien guns are irreparably broken, and there's no way to deliver the rest of my liens to the IRS outside.

I'm still optimistic. The Randian Aliens that follow Hale Bopp are sending me a secret recipe that I could concoct that would allow us to detach our souls from our bodies and materialize in their transporters. They tell me that it's a complicated process, so I plan on doing it as a last resort.

Engines are almost ready. I'm still trying to iron out the bugs in the Flux Capacitor, I may need to reverse the current in order to squeeze out the extra few volts that I need.

I hope you are not trying to usurp me, because I know that you are still advertising our "services". Listen, if you don't help me out I will revoke your State National citizenship. I have the databases, and I have the authority. You'll never be able to pay all of your back taxes without it. You'll be sorry, I assure you.

It will take the IRS five days to decrypt this message. It is absolutely imperative that you follow my orders for the good of humanity.

We're running out of food. Get one of your disease free, black free, hookers to run some interference and smuggle in some Mc. D's. I need 20 Big Macs. Also smuggle in some blow, it's for the concoction. The window of opportunity is very small. Do not waste any time.

Over and out!

The post was flagged off, so I changed spammer to operative in the title and reposted it. I guess he never liked being called a spammer. *shrugs*. Proof below.

2225408431    Feb 20 11 05:01:57 PM   bos   politics   LB Bork to operative, over!

I wasn't getting any bites, but I wanted to continue the story for anyone who cares.

2225617277   Feb 20 11 07:48:35 PM    bos    politics    LB Bork to Operative, over!

Please use encryption- the IRS is listening in. Think of the Randian prayer to collect yourself before responding.
"Ayn Rand, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can make serious bank on, Courage to trample black people, And wisdom to know the futility of democracy."

[I N C O M I N G T R A N S M I S S I O N]
0000: 00000000 00320001 00000000 C00010D3
0008: 00000001 C0000207 00000000 00000000
0010: 00000000 00000000 00000001 00000960
0018: 00000000 000004B0 00000001 000124A2

0000: 00 00 00 00 01 00 32 00 ........
0008: 00 00 00 00 D3 10 00 C0 ....Ó..À
0010: 01 00 00 00 07 02 00 C0 .......À
0018: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 nd jesus
0020: 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 wept....
0028: 01 00 00 00 60 09 00 00 ....`...
0030: 00 00 00 00 B0 04 00 00 ....°...
0038: 01 00 00 00 A2 24 01 00 ....¢$..
[T R A N S M I S S I O N C O M P L E T E]

[D E C R Y P T I N G M E S S A G E]

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
I have learned that there is a Communist in our ranks that is masquerading as me, posting on my notmygovernment forum. He is not me. He claims to be me, and is coordinating attacks on Craigslist. Do not follow him! He's trying to stop our escape. Remember, Operation Provocateur is a success! The Randian Aliens (aliens guided by the archangel Ayn Rand) will take us to a planet devoid of altruism and public government. It is the promised land. We need to go soon, or we'll miss our window of opportunity.

My impostor has a deep seated hatred for selfishness and racism. He wishes to Smash the Bourgeoisie (that's us, when we get there). He's stalking us, collecting names, Googling them, and making dossiers. He plans on turning us in to the Communist States of America.

Operative, coordinate through other mailing lists. Craigslist is not safe. Get all of your 100% white members and hookers on a bus to Kieler. I will think of a plan on getting you on board. Be sure to pick up some Mc. D's, I'm starving!

You have 5 days (before the IRS decrypts this message), and I am not afraid to revoke your State National citizenship or leave you behind.

Over and out -

[N O C A R R I E R] - *Psssht*

No bites. Better luck next time, see you then.